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HALLOWEEN DAD JOKES
What do you get when you burn a monster in Budapest?Hungarian ghoul ash.
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Because you can see right through them!
What music mummies like?
why are graveyards so noisy? becaouse of all the coffin
What does a zombie call his parents?
Mummy and Deady!
Knock Knock? Who's there? Phillip! Phillip who? Phillip my bag with candy!
Why don’t mummies gossip? They don’t want to get a bad wrap.
How do you mend a broken gourd?
Why do ghosts speak Latin? Because it’s a dead language.
What do you call a monster who likes to dance? A boogie man.
Why did the invisible man quit his job? He couldn't see himself doing it.
how do u med a jack-o´-lanterm?
Why don't vampires play baseball? Their bats keep flying away.
What happens if you don't pay the exorcist on time? you get repossessed!
What is a ghost's favorite desert? I-scream!
Where does a mummy go for vacation? The Dead Sea.
What did the werewolf say when he broke his toe? “Ow-oooooh!”
What do you call a lost wolf? A where-wolf.
Why did the skeleton quit his job? His heart wasn't in it.
How can you tell a vampire has a cold?
Why don't zombies like pirates?they're too salty
Why did the ghost starch his sheet? He wanted to scare people stiff.
What's the problem with twin witches ? You never know which witch is which.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A night-mare
What do you call a werewolf with a fever? Hot dog.
What do ghosts have in their nose ? Boo-gers!
What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaains!
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite!
What's the problem with twin witches? You never know which witch is which.
Why don't mummies take time off? They are afraid to unwind.
why don´t zombies like pirates? They're too salty
Knock Knock? Who's there? Phillip! Phillip who? Phillip my bag with candy!
I found out that my cellphone does not work in the Graveyard, it appears to be a dead zone.
Did you hear about the invisible man who went to the doctor? He’s still waiting to be seen.
What’s the best way to speak to a giant mummy? Use big words
How do you know if a zombie likes someone? They ask for seconds.
What happens if you don't pay the exorcist on time? You get repossessed!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
Why are vampires bad at art? They are only able to draw blood.
Why did the ghost need first aid? He had a boo-boo.
Why did the zombie eat brains? He wanted food for thought.
Why don't zombies like pirates? They're too salty.
Why do ghosts speak Latin? Because it’s a dead language.
How do vampires cross the ocean? In blood vessels