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How do we make a trip to the zoo as miserable as possible? (1)
Limited opening hours
No vehicle access
Have extended opening hours
Wake up the kids early no food
Bad Weather
No shelter
Too much walking between exhibits
Not handicap accessible
Use ramps for accessibility
Provide transport around the park, or have exhibits closer together
Have lots of sheltered areas
No variety of animals
Can't see the animals
Animals are people dressed up
Have a high variety of animals
itchy powder down the kids back- make them grouchy
itchy powder barriers
anti itchy powder powder
showers at the zoo to wash off the itchy powder
too cold
inappropriately dressed
No clothes allowed
Well Communicated Dress Code
windy weather
no
animals
get all muddy on the way
no money honey
Only takes cryptocurrency
Gift store only has toys of things not found at the zoo
Accept all payment methods
time for an icecream- its all melted
stay too long
get stuck in traffic on the way
No parking
Large free carpark
Locate the park in a easily accessible place
stone in your shoe
Benches so you can take your shoe off
take the stone out, continue to have a nicer day
all the other people at the zoo stare at you
Pandemic
Covid protocols
animals all hide away- too cold for them
its shut when you finally get there
Only miserable people can enter
no lunch
Fully stocked café/restaurant
have a domestic before you go
continue the domestic on the way there
keep on having the domestic all around the zoo
it costs and arm and a leg.. litterally
Get some government subsidies