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and Fiona begins walking away.

4.1 A world of differences

Work

Education

Poor

poverty line

food for a day

clothes for a day

roof over head

4.4

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globalisation

1850

1920

1600

sail ship

less people live below the poverty line because of china

steam ship

steam train

stuff costs way more in rich countries than in poor countries

1950

propeller plane

1975

devolping countries have alot of unemployed people,peoplelhave less money so they try to make more money in the informal sector, the informal sector is thing like - street venders and stuff, the government doesnt record this kind of money and thats one of the reasons the gpd is so low

jet plane

after 2000

data transfer

more than 25Gb/sec

1000km/hour

500km/hour

80km/hour

15km/hour

30km/hour

children are really eagar to learn

people in developing countries have shit schools lmaoo

500 bc

feet

5km/hour

well being

core countries

82 years life expectancy

all other countries

20 years life expactancy

rich

countries

EUROPE

USA

they outship their cheap work to shitty countries

good trade

container ships are very good for trade

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SHREK

Time Lapse - Donkey and Shrek are now walking through the field

They head off. There is a montage of their journey. Walking through

a field at sunset. Sleeping beneath a bright moon. Shrek trying

to put the campfire out the next day and having a bit of a problem,

so Donkey pees on the fire to put it out.

DRAGON'S KEEP

Shrek and Donkey are walking up to the keep that's supposed to

They climb up the side of the volcano/keep and look down. There

is a small piece of rock right in the center and that is where

the castle is. It is surrounded by boiling lava. It looks very

EMPTY ROOM

ELSEWHERE

Donkey gasps and takes off running as the dragon roars again.

Shrek manages to grab Donkey out of the way just as the dragon

The dragon gets irritated at this and flicks it's tail and Shrek

goes flying through the air and crashes through the roof of the

tallest tower. Fiona wakes up with a jerk and looks at him lying

Donkey get cornered as the Dragon knocks away all but a small

FIONA'S ROOM

Shrek groans as he gets up off the floor. His back is to Fiona

so she straightens her dress and lays back down on the bed. She

then quickly reaches over and gets the bouquet of flowers off

the side table. She then lays back down and appears to be asleep.

Shrek turns and goes over to her. He looks down at Fiona for

a moment and she puckers her lips. Shrek takes her by the shoulders

Shrek breaks the lock on her door and pulls her out and down

roars. Shrek lets go of the chain and the chandelier falls onto

her head, but it's too big and it goes over her head and forms

a sort of collar for her. She roars again and Shrek and Donkey

take off running. Very 'Matrix' style. Shrek grabs Donkey and

then grabs Princess Fiona as he runs past her.

DONKEY

Hi, Princess!

FIONA

It talks!

SHREK

Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's

the trick.

They all start screaming as the dragon gains on them. Shrek spots

a descending slide and jumps on. But unfortunately there is a

crack in the stone and it hits Shrek right in the groin. His

eyes cross and as he reaches the bottom of the slide he stumbles

off and walks lightly.

SHREK

Oh!

Shrek gets them close to the exit and sets down Donkey and Fiona.

SHREK

Okay, you two, heard for the exit! I'll

take care of the dragon.

Shrek grabs a sword and heads back toward the interior of the

castle. He throws the sword down in between several overlapping

chain links. The chain links are attached to the chandelier that

is still around the dragons neck.

SHREK

(echoing) Run!

They all take off running for the exit with the dragon in hot

pursuit. They make it to the bridge and head across. The dragons

breathes fire and the bridge begins to burn. They all hang on

for dear life as the ropes holding the bridge up collapse. They

are swung to the other side. As they hang upside down they look

in horror as the dragon makes to fly over the boiling lava to

get them. But suddenly the chandelier with the chain jerk the

dragon back and she's unable to get to them. Our gang climbs

quickly to safety as the dragon looks angry and then gives a

WOODS

A little time has passed and Fiona has calmed down. She just

Shrek then proceeds to splash water onto his face to wash off

Both Donkey and Shrek's ears lower as they shrink away from her.

MOUNTAIN CLIFF

Shrek has found a cave that appears to be in good order. He shoves

Shrek looks at Donkey for a second and then goes to move the

boulder back in front of the entrance to the cave with Fiona

LATER THAT NIGHT

Shrek and Donkey are sitting around a campfire. They are staring

up into the sky as Shrek points out certain star constellations

At this point Fiona pulls the 'door' away from the entrance to

DuLoc - Farquaad's Bedroom

The camera pans over a lot of wedding stuff. Soft music plays

in the background. Farquaad is in bed, watching as the Magic

Farquaad looks down at his bare chest and pulls the sheet up

to cover himself as though Fiona could see him as he gazes sheepishly

at her image in the mirror.

MORNING

Fiona walks out of the cave. She glances at Shrek and Donkey

who are still sleeping. She wanders off into the woods and comes

across a blue bird. She begins to sing. The bird sings along

with her. She hits higher and higher notes and the bird struggles

to keep up with her. Suddenly the pressure of the note is too

big and the bird explodes. Fiona looks a little sheepish, but

she eyes the eggs that the bird left behind. Time lapse, Fiona

is now cooking the eggs for breakfast. Shrek and Donkey are still

sleeping. Shrek wakes up and looks at Fiona. Donkey's talking

LATER

They are once again on their way. They are walking through the

She smiles and then continues walking, singing softly. Suddenly

from out of nowhere, a man swings down and swoops Fiona up into

Suddenly an accordion begins to play and the Merry men pop out

There is a grunt as Fiona swings down from the tree limb and

The arrow flies toward Donkey who jumps into Shrek's arms to

get out of the way. The arrow proceeds to just bounce off a tree.

Another fight sequence begins and Fiona gives a karate yell and

then proceeds to beat the crap out of the Merry Men. There is

a very interesting 'Matrix' moment here when Fiona pauses in

mid-air to fix her hair. Finally all of the Merry Men are down,

and Fiona begins walking away.

FIONA

Uh, shall we?

SHREK

Hold the phone. (drops Donkey and begins

walking after Fiona) Oh! Whoa, whoa,

whoa. Hold on now. Where did that come

from?

FIONA

What?

SHREK

That! Back there. That was amazing!

Where did you learn that?

FIONA

Well...(laughs) when one lives alone,

uh, one has to learn these things in

case there's a...(gasps and points)

there's an arrow in your butt!

SHREK

What? (turns and looks) Oh, would you

look at that? (he goes to pull it out

but flinches because it's tender)

FIONA

Oh, no. This is all my fault. I'm so

sorry.

DONKEY

(walking up) Why? What's wrong?

FIONA

Shrek's hurt.

DONKEY

Shrek's hurt. Shrek's hurt? Oh, no,

Shrek's gonna die.

SHREK

Donkey, I'm okay.

DONKEY

You can't do this to me, Shrek. I'm

too young for you to die. Keep you legs

elevated. Turn your head and cough.

Does anyone know the Heimlich?

FIONA

Donkey! Calm down. If you want to help

Shrek, run into the woods and find me

a blue flower with red thorns.

DONKEY

Blue flower, red thorns. Okay, I'm on

it. Blue flower, red thorns. Don't die

Shrek. If you see a long tunnel, stay

away from the light!

SHREK & FIONA

Donkey!

DONKEY

Oh, yeah. Right. Blue flower, red thorns.

(runs off)

SHREK

What are the flowers for?

FIONA

(like it's obvious) For getting rid

of Donkey.

SHREK

Ah.

FIONA

Now you hold still, and I'll yank this

thing out. (gives the arrow a little

pull)

SHREK

(jumps away) Ow! Hey! Easy with the

yankin'.

As they continue to talk Fiona keeps going after the arrow and

Shrek keeps dodging her hands.

FIONA

I'm sorry, but it has to come out.

SHREK

No, it's tender.

FIONA

Now, hold on.

SHREK

What you're doing is the opposite of

help.

FIONA

Don't move.

SHREK

Look, time out.

FIONA

Would you...(grunts as Shrek puts his

hand over her face to stop her from

getting at the arrow) Okay. What do

you propose we do?

ELSEWHERE

Donkey is still looking for the special flower.

DONKEY

Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower,

red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns.

This would be so much easier if I wasn't

color-blind! Blue flower, red thorns.

SHREK

(os) Ow!

DONKEY

Hold on, Shrek! I'm comin'! (rips a

flower off a nearby bush that just happens

to be a blue flower with red thorns)

THE FOREST PATH

SHREK

Ow! Not good.

FIONA

Okay. Okay. I can nearly see the head.

(Shrek grunts as she pulls) It's just

about...

SHREK

Ow! Ohh! (he jerks and manages to fall

over with Fiona on top of him)

DONKEY

Ahem.

SHREK

(throwing Fiona off of him) Nothing

happend. We were just, uh - -

DONKEY

Look, if you wanted to be alone, all

you had to do was ask. Okay?

SHREK

Oh, come on! That's the last thing on

my mind. The princess here was just-

(Fiona pulls the arrow out) Ugh! (he

turns to look at Fiona who holds up

the arrow with a smile) Ow!

DONKEY

Hey, what's that? (nervous chuckle)

That's...is that blood?

Donkey faints. Shrek walks over and picks him up as they continue

on their way.

There is a montage of scenes as the group heads back to DuLoc.

Shrek crawling up to the top of a tree to make it fall over a

small brook so that Fiona won't get wet. Shrek then gets up as

Donkey is just about to cross the tree and the tree swings back

into it's upright position and Donkey flies off. Shrek swatting

and a bunch of flies and mosquitoes. Fiona grabs a nearby spiderweb

that's on a tree branch and runs through the field swinging it

around to catch the bugs. She then hands it to Shrek who begins

eating like it's a treat. As he walks off she licks her fingers.

Shrek catching a toad and blowing it up like a balloon and presenting

it to Fiona. Fiona catching a snake, blowing it up, fashioning

it into a balloon animal and presenting it to Shrek. The group

arriving at a windmill that is near DuLoc.

SUNSET

Shrek has built a fire and is cooking the rest of dinner while

Fiona goes inside the windmill and closes the door. Donkey looks

Donkey looks over at the large pile of firewood there already

is.

TIME LAPSE

Donkey opens the door to the Windmill and walks in. Fiona is

nowhere to be seen.

DONKEY

Princess? Princess Fiona? Princess,

where are you? Princess?

Suddenly Fiona falls from the railing. She gets up only she doesn't

look like herself. She looks like an ogre and Donkey starts freaking

Donkey looks into her eyes as she pets his muzzle, and he quiets

down.

DONKEY

Princess? What happened to you? You're,

uh, uh, uh, different.

FIONA

I'm ugly, okay?

DONKEY

Well, yeah! Was it something you ate?

'Cause I told Shrek those rats was a

bad idea. You are what you eat, I said.

Now - -

Both Donkey and Shrek burst out laughing.

You- - You're a- - an ogre.

Oh, you were expecting Prince Charming.

FIONA

Well, yes, actually. Oh, no. This is

all wrong. You're not supposed to be

an ogre.

SHREK

Princess, I was sent to rescue you by

Lord Farquaad, okay? He is the one who

wants to marry you.

FIONA

Then why didn't he come rescue me?

SHREK

Good question. You should ask him that

when we get there.

FIONA

But I have to be rescued by my true

love, not by some ogre and his- - his

pet.

DONKEY

Well, so much for noble steed.

SHREK

You're not making my job any easier.

FIONA

I'm sorry, but your job is not my problem.

You can tell Lord Farquaad that if he

wants to rescue me properly, I'll be

waiting for him right here.

SHREK

Hey! I'm no one's messenger boy, all

right? (ominous) I'm a delivery boy.

(he swiftly picks her up and swings

her over his shoulder like she was a

sack of potatoes)

FIONA

You wouldn't dare. Put me down!

SHREK

Ya comin', Donkey?

DONKEY

I'm right behind ya.

FIONA

Put me down, or you will suffer the

consequences! This is not dignified!

Put me down!

WOODS

A little time has passed and Fiona has calmed down. She just

hangs there limply while Shrek carries her.

DONKEY

Okay, so here's another question. Say

there's a woman that digs you, right,

but you don't really like her that way.

How do you let her down real easy so

her feelings aren't hurt, but you don't

get burned to a crisp and eaten?

FIONA

You just tell her she's not your true

love. Everyone knows what happens when

you find your...(Shrek drops her on

the ground) Hey! The sooner we get to

DuLoc the better.

DONKEY

You're gonna love it there, Princess.

It's beautiful!

FIONA

And what of my groom-to-be? Lord Farquaad?

What's he like?

SHREK

Let me put it this way, Princess. Men

of Farquaad's stature are in short supply.

(he and Donkey laugh)

Shrek then proceeds to splash water onto his face to wash off

the dust and grime.

DONKEY

I don't know. There are those who think

little of him. (they laugh again) Fiona:

Stop it. Stop it, both of you. You're

just jealous you can never measure up

to a great ruler like Lord Farquaad.

SHREK

Yeah, well, maybe you're right, Princess.

But I'll let you do the "measuring"

when you see him tomorrow.

FIONA

(looks at the setting sun) Tomorrow?

It'll take that long? Shouldn't we stop

to make camp?

SHREK

No, that'll take longer. We can keep

going.

FIONA

But there's robbers in the woods.

DONKEY

Whoa! Time out, Shrek! Camp is starting

to sound good.

SHREK

Hey, come on. I'm scarier than anything

we're going to see in this forest.

FIONA

I need to find somewhere to camp now!

Both Donkey and Shrek's ears lower as they shrink away from her.

MOUNTAIN CLIFF

Shrek has found a cave that appears to be in good order. He shoves

a stone boulder out of the way to reveal the cave.

SHREK

Hey! Over here.

DONKEY

Shrek, we can do better than that. I

don't think this is fit for a princess.

FIONA

No, no, it's perfect. It just needs

a few homey touches.

SHREK

Homey touches? Like what? (he hears

a tearing noise and looks over at Fiona

who has torn the bark off of a tree.)

FIONA

A door? Well, gentlemen, I bid thee

good night. (goes into the cave and

puts the bark door up behind her)

DONKEY

You want me to read you a bedtime story?

I will.

FIONA

(os) I said good night!

Shrek looks at Donkey for a second and then goes to move the

boulder back in front of the entrance to the cave with Fiona

still inside.

DONKEY

Shrek, What are you doing?

SHREK

(laughs) I just- - You know - - Oh,

come on. I was just kidding.

LATER THAT NIGHT

Shrek and Donkey are sitting around a campfire. They are staring

up into the sky as Shrek points out certain star constellations

to Donkey.

SHREK

And, uh, that one, that's Throwback,

the only ogre to ever spit over three

wheat fields.

DONKEY

Right. Yeah. Hey, can you tell my future

from these stars?

SHREK

The stars don't tell the future, Donkey.

They tell stories. Look, there's Bloodnut,

the Flatulent. You can guess what he's

famous for.

DONKEY

I know you're making this up.

SHREK

No, look. There he is, and there's the

group of hunters running away from his

stench.

DONKEY

That ain't nothin' but a bunch of little

dots.

SHREK

You know, Donkey, sometimes things are

more than they appear. Hmm? Forget it.

DONKEY

(heaves a big sigh) Hey, Shrek, what

we gonna do when we get our swamp anyway?

SHREK

Our swamp?

DONKEY

You know, when we're through rescuing

the princess.

SHREK

We? Donkey, there's no "we". There's

no "our". There's just me and my swamp.

The first thing I'm gonna do is build

a ten-foot wall around my land.

DONKEY

You cut me deep, Shrek. You cut me real

deep just now. You know what I think?

I think this whole wall thing is just

a way to keep somebody out.

SHREK

No, do ya think?

DONKEY

Are you hidin' something?

SHREK

Never mind, Donkey.

DONKEY

Oh, this is another one of those onion

things, isn't it?

SHREK

No, this is one of those drop-it and

leave-it alone things.

DONKEY

Why don't you want to talk about it?

SHREK

Why do you want to talk about it?

DONKEY

Why are you blocking?

SHREK

I'm not blocking.

DONKEY

Oh, yes, you are.

SHREK

Donkey, I'm warning you.

DONKEY

Who you trying to keep out?

SHREK

Everyone! Okay?

DONKEY

(pause) Oh, now we're gettin' somewhere.

(grins)

At this point Fiona pulls the 'door' away from the entrance to

the cave and peaks out. Neither of the guys see her.

SHREK

Oh! For the love of Pete! (gets up and

walks over to the edge of the cliff

and sits down)

DONKEY

What's your problem? What you got against

the whole world anyway?

SHREK

Look, I'm not the one with the problem,

okay? It's the world that seems to have

a problem with me. People take one look

at me and go. "Aah! Help! Run! A big,

stupid, ugly ogre!" They judge me before

they even know me. That's why I'm better

off alone.

DONKEY

You know what? When we met, I didn't

think you was just a big, stupid, ugly

ogre.

SHREK

Yeah, I know.

DONKEY

So, uh, are there any donkeys up there?

SHREK

Well, there's, um, Gabby, the Small

and Annoying.

DONKEY

Okay, okay, I see it now. The big shiny

one, right there. That one there?

Fiona puts the door back.

SHREK

That's the moon.

DONKEY

Oh, okay.

DuLoc - Farquaad's Bedroom

The camera pans over a lot of wedding stuff. Soft music plays

in the background. Farquaad is in bed, watching as the Magic

Mirror shows him Princess Fiona.

FARQUAAD

Again, show me again. Mirror, mirror,

show her to me. Show me the princess.

MIRROR

Hmph.

The Mirror rewinds and begins to play again from the beginning.

FARQUAAD

Ah. Perfect.