Mayonism Think/Do/Have

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They think god is the creator everything we have on earth

They think if they follow the 4 holy rules they will make it to the Bahamas, which is their goal of life.

They believe that every 8 million years, the god of death will come to the mortal world and destroy everything, creating this new cycle every 8 million years

The 4 Holy rules: Don't Commit crime, Be yourself, Respect your elders, devote life to god

They do not waste food

They need to put mayonnaise on pretty much everything they eat to prove that they are worthy of going to the Bahamas

They believe that Mayonnaise will clear all the bad things that you did during your life

They celebrate the Chinese new year and also celebrate every year with the 56 in it, eg, 1856, 1956, 2056, 2165 etc since mayonnaise is made on the year 1756. Every year on may the sixth, they have a celebration called Mayoday

In Mayoday, people cover themselves with Mayonnaise and sing traditional songs like Mayonnaise on the escalator etc

They have a lot of Mayferring temples

Every good deed they do, they get one Bahamanated chip and the more chips they get, the higher ranked they will be in the council of Bahamas, they will get a good after life if they get a lot of chips, but will suffer in hell if they don't. If they reach over 100,000 chips, they will be reincarnated a god

Different gods

Mayoist: The creator of all

Deathist: They destroyer of worlds

Gangers: The servants of the gods

They have traditional foods like Mayo on a plate, Mayo on a spoon. They make Mayonnaise taste good even to those who don't like mayonnaise

In the Mayferring temples, they usually give food and jars of Mayonnaise to the gods for Bahamanated chips.

If one of the Gangers arrive to the mortal world from the Bahama islands, that means somebody is gonna go to hell

Life is just a test, there will be a button in the Bahamas and hell to restart the test