Beebism
Origin: A long long time ago, there was nothing, but then a bee suddenly appeared, the bee made some honey with magic and created a son, Justin Beeber, Beeber started singing but his song Beeby was so bad that it woke everything up, and it created the universe. Then, the Bee's second son, Lord Hornet, killed Justin Beeber, freeing the world from all pain, but Justin Beeber, with the lord bee's holy honey, rebirthed Justin Beeber from the afterlife. From then on, all living had peace and freedom as the bees ruled the universe, but all came crashing down as one bee tried to revolt against god, and it devolved into inferior beings.
Beelues
The 5 Beelues:
Bee yourself
Respect the Beeities
The future is bee
The past is bee
Respect the bees
Beods:
Beeptisim
Justin Beeber, The Creator.
Bees, the Protectors of the Lord.
You have to be stung by the holy bees.
Justin Beeber
additional things/ features
Bee-ray 3 times a day (at home or at the burch)
Prince Hornet, The Bee of Freedom.
Lord Bee, God and Prime Creator.
sing the beeby song before consuming food/before a meal
Beestivals
Beewali: the festivals of bees, celebrate bees
Beeoli: Sacrifice spiders, raccoons and Skunks, also birds to the great lord
Beemon Lord Beezelbuzz, The God of Death.
Beezelbuzz Buzzez, celebration of the defeat of Beezelbuzz by Prince Hornet.
Beeliefs
Beevana, The evolving into bees in the afterlife.
Beemadan: one month of being stung by bees everyday, starting after the bew year.
The Path of Bees,
Bew Year: Every march first on the beelendar, its like the new year , but for the Beebs.
You have to drink the honey
Recite the Beeble
You are called bee monks.
All beeings can bee followers