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Sweet Camel Toe's Shoeshine Tale - Coggle Diagram
Sweet Camel Toe's Shoeshine Tale
Welcome SCT Shoeshine
Check out boots - serious space travel, some dancing
Legal Trouble
Set up shop on Monday
Shop Sign
Thing of beauty
Huge 1 m x 14 m
7 Spankers to carry
See from other side of the Binnekring galaxy
Solid Gold Letters
Cheap Goldium
Zorbium Galaxy
Do Great Knock off minerals
Purple Clan
Galatic Observer
Use Hand Gesture
Shock
Grumbling
Carry badass sign back to storage depot
Outer perimeters of the Quaggafontein Quadrant
7 Purple Clansman
Worry
SCT SS New Enterprise
Funding
Very shady venture capitalists from Newtron
Need to see return on investment
Warp speed otherwise... well let's not go there
My new purpose in this life
Annual gathering of Burning Clans
Providing a public service
My contribution
Blistering skin
Aching muscles
Severed toe
Someone let go
Materialises
Hands me a notice
Archaic law about Intellectual property rights
SCT SS already operating
Can't use the name
Alternative dimension
Decommodification bylaw ignored
That happens here sometimes
Glowering condescension
All 7 foot something
Legal issues
No signs or branding
Can't tell
Clan Oracle
Bad Advice Guru
Seek her ancient wisdom
First the condrum
Do I enter an altered state
Spy on this other SCT
Then skip across the time space continuum
First tackle the time space continuum
Then enter an altered state
Bad Advice Guru responded in her usual manner
Stared out over Binnekring Galaxy
Said nothing for hours
At the point that I was about to repeat my question - violates all Bad Advice protocol
Go out into the desert
Do all your psychedelics
Consult The Rock of Contemplation
Tell you more about The Rock of Contemplation in a bit
She replied
Desperate need of some legal wizardry
Someone not opposed to bending a few rules
Bad Advice Guru
Rolled her eyes 27 times
"SCT ! That is why you have a WTF guide!"
I knew I had been dismissed
Skulked back to my quarters
To trawl the back pages of the WTF guide
Where I found Burcon
Sleaziest legal Wizard this side of the Padstal cosmic junction
1 more item...
Charges a horrendous amount of coin or urrgh payment in kind
With 17 tentacles no matter where I sat in his office there was always one stroking or tickling me
Normally I wouldn't put up with this kind of thing but I was literally stuck between a rock and been banished from this planet
Share this shocking development
As I told you earlier
SCT SS new way for me to contribute to the Burning Clan community
I am a member of the Purple Spanking Clan
But I had to be medically retired from my Spanking duties
5 millennia of spanking , it finally caught up with me
My elbow just ballooned to the size of a tennis ball
Most Burnlings very nice about
All about Radical Inclusion here
Spanking numbers started to drop
More than just a few raised eyebrows and grumblings from my clanspeople
Thought is was my technique
Aeons of Spanking experience and now runs the Spanking Academy in the Northern Most galaxy of Newwoodsville
97 Private Spanking Lessons
Consulted High Mistress Cara - our Spanking ancestor
Admit defeat
Had to turn in my Golden Whip
My tennis elbow had now developed into a basketball elbow
Face it hardly attractive being Spanked by someone with a deformity
Used to be an Elite Spanker - had received my golden whip for outstanding service
No participation or contribution
That's it you are on your cosmic unicycle out of here
I sought out the Clan Oracle
I needed a new gift to bring to my fellow Burnlings
That also required some truly Bad Advice
Again the usual reply
Hours of silence
Go out into the desert
Do all your psychelics
Consult the Rock of Contemplation
Set of on this quest
Find a new meaning of life for myself
Unblinking stare into the abyss
7 days & night out in the dessert
Not sure wrong psychelics but I had run out by the third day which is very poor plannning
Alot of rocks out in the dessert and I hadn't thought to ask the Bad Advice Guru for a description of The Rock of Contemplation
I still no inspiration , not a inkling of what to do
Or maybe I had been talking to the wrong rocks