The Date
You're in your room at home preparing for the date you've planned with someone you've met online, your mum gave you $100 to spend and she tells you to use it wisely. Currently, you have to pick clothes for this date, now you must decide what to wear, there are 3 options, Option 1 - A white shirt with a red tie and black jeans, Option 2 - A black shirt with a white tie with white shorts Option - 3 A rainbow shirt with ragged jeans, what do you pick?
You pick Option 2, your Mum see's you as your leaving, she says you could've picked better but let's you continue, as your leaving the house, you come across another issue.
You pick option 1, as you leave the house your mum says that you're looking flashy and that she'll surely like you to which you respond in gratitude and leave. If your pick option 1 because the mother said so she says much better and lets you continue, but this is when another problem arises.
You have to decide what vehicle to show up to the date in, your not sure what she likes and you have to take a wild guess, as you look at the uber options you see them vary in price, the Lamborghini costing $70, the porche costing $50 and the taxi costing $30, what will you choose?
You pick Option 3, as you leave the house your mum sees what you wearing, she exclaims that you simply can't wear that and she doubts the online girl will like you if you do, she says you can get changed into option 1 since she's currently cleaning option 2, or you can continue as that, what do you choose.
You deny your mum's persuasion and continue as Option 3, thinking that she'll love the look, before you go the mum says "don't say I didn't warn you" you don't think much of this and continue through the door. Before you decide what vehicle to go in, you send her an image of the outfit, the online lover hates the outfit and immediately blocks you, you don't know what to do as you walk inside ashamed of yourself, crying.
The white pants would get ruined in the back of a uber, you have to do something else, you start to panic when you can only think of 2 options, first option is to get your mum to drive you and the second is to ride a bike, with time running out you have to make a decision fast.
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You decide riding a bike is the easiest way to go and you won't get embarrassed by your mum, so you stick with this, as your riding there are multiple cars and roads you have to dodge, and if you get hit you could die, then as you arrive there you see the most gorgeous woman ever, she sees you on the bike and thinks your a bit strange for coming on a bike but doesn't mention it, you then enter the restaurant and go to sit down. You start a wonderful conversation where she tells you lots of things about herself, then she asks you about your favourite things, you can either go with what you think she'll like or what you really think.
You think that riding will just take too long and you want to get there fast so you go with your mum, you tell her not to embarrass you in the car and she promises that she won't. Your mum's not the best driver, so you have to tell her when to go and when to stop, you think this isn't too hard, but with one little mess up and that could die.
Your shocked that a Ferrari is only $70, you think it's a fraud as you order it, it can't be, it may use most of your money but it's just too good, as the driver shows up he looks incredibly classy as well, you think it will be great and hope the meals aren't to expensive. As you show up to the restaurant, you see her, she's incredibly impressed in what you showed up in and compliments you for it as you walk over to your table, you see the meal options, $50 dollars for fish n chips, which you can't afford, $70 dollars for a pizza that you think is overprised. And $30 for a greesy burger, you worry since its the only thing you can afford, but you continue thinking that you'll be as neet as possible.
You think about the taxi, but realise it wouldn't be a very good first impression, you decide on going in the middle, a porche looks rather nice, and at a very good price, you also want a bit of money left to spend on food so it has to be the safest option. As you arrive you see her, you don't know what to say, she comes and says high, your still in disbelief as you walk over to the restaurant table, as you sit down there's so many options, all varying in prices, you have the triple cheeseburger that's extra messy coming in at $30, there's the fish n chips for $50 and the extra fancy pizza coming in at $70, what do you choose.
You choose the taxi, thinking you don't want to waste all your money in what you show up in, she might not even see it and get to the date late, the taxi might not even look all that bad, but as the taxi shows up it looks awful, as you get in, it all looks a bit odd, as your thinking the driver just takes off and your flown through the front window.
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You stick with what you think on the topic, you say that you like chess and video games, as you say this she looks at you in awe, she thinks your incredibly weird, and she immediately leaves, you don't know what you did wrong, afterwards you go home depressed, your so depressed that as your riding on your bike you get hit by a car, the end.
You say what you think she'll live, you say that your a great rugby player and earn a lot of money in it, she loves the sound of this as you think about how this could backfire but you continue, you proceed to the menu, there's a fancy pizza for $70, some fish n chips for $50 and a very greesy burger for $30, what will you pick?
As your eating the burger, you realize that it gave a a saw tummy and that you need to go to the bathroom, you tell this to the girl in the most polite way, saying that you need to use the restroom as you continue, when you enter you here a click behind you, the doors locked and there's a gang right Infront of you, they don't like the look of you, they kill you and leave, as your lying their dead, you think what will happen when they clean up your body.
You go with the fish and chips, you think it's the least fat option, you tell her this and she smiles with enjoyment that she likes you, you eat your dinner and once your finished she says that she enjoyed that night very much and wishes you the best and asks you to text her when you get home, the end
You pick the pizza, she thinks your slightly greedy for it but she doesn't think much of it, you even try to eat is with a knife and fork to make yourself look polite, when you finish you tell her you've had a great night, she says that she has to and that she hopes to see you again sometime.
You pick the greasy burger, when it comes to your table the girl looks at you in disgust, she thinks very oddly of your choice and says she needs to use the rest room, as she gets up she leaves the restaurant completely, you sit there in awe, wondering why you picked the option.
You pick the greasy burger, she looks at you in disgust as you eat the entire burger with grease on your chin, followed by a humungous burb. After which when you finish, she leaves without a word, then when you go to text her you can no longer see her number, she'd blocked you.
You choose fish n chips, trying not to act rich, as you eat you have a great conversation on what your jobs are, you say you are currently in university studying to be a engineer, she finds this fascinating and says "that's cool" you proceed to finish your dinner and say that was wonderful, she smiles and leaves while saying goodbye. The end
You choose the fancy pizza, when it arrives you pick up your knife and fork and start to eat, she thinks your very fancy for doing this and compliments you by saying, "your a very polite gentlemen" while your eating she compliments you on the car, she says "that was very fancy of you to show up in that" you respond with thanks and proceed to finish your dinner, she tells you to have a good night and that she'd see you later, you say the same back. The end.