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Group 6 - How might we make a trip to the coffee shop as miserable as…
Group 6 - How might we make a trip to the coffee shop as miserable as possible?
the coffee itself
add a shot of pumpkin spice flavour for no good reason
make it either decaf or triple shot
make it lukewarm no matter what the client orders
person making it with no experience who doesnt like coffee
Tells me inflation has been added only when I go to pay - $10 a coffee!
prices on cabinet food are not the same as at the till
You have to order where they give out coffee
forgot to order beans only tea for sale
Weather
Rain
wind
no roof
Concrete floor - starts to flood and slippery
air con only freezing inside
Person serving is rude
call it "Rude cafe" to attract people who like that
server ignores you
The music is awful
music is awful & loud
There is an Earthquake
The owner is on his phone talking to his lawyer about his divorce
Flash Flood
empty swimming pool to fill up
Bears run out of the toilet
install fishtanks in toilet for bears to fish in
keep grizzly bears outside the toilet to sort the bears
The food is a week old
There aren't any chairs left to sit down
The air con is on hot
chairs break when you sit on them
you cannot charge your phone / laptop while there
Holes in the floor - my wheel chair cannot navigate
There are P Pipes at the door
Give them a box at the door
include price of new pipe in coffee (the $10 should cover it?)
clientele
shop frequented by drug dealers
run needle exchange in side room
sign outside "no children welcome"
pets of any kind welcome
gang hangout
Solution - bring their kids, show them the bear zoo
bikes in the cafe
sell branded bike locks
give discount for stolen bikes
Someone is selling P a the door
employ this person as barister
Technology fail
only takes cash
Phone runs out of data
takes cash as long as it's exact
PAID guest wireless
Google Maps is done - can't find the cafe
PANDEMIC HITS
Country goes into lockdown
Motorway jams - traffic doesn't move
People start running across the traffic screaming
Radio stations are taken over by pandemic announcements
No carparking if in suburbs
not near public transport lines
venue not accessible
no bike lockers
on-street parking is metered