A Hindu child asked: ‘How many gods are there?’
The sage replied: ‘There are as many gods as there are creatures, so there must be 300,000,000 gods.’
Yes, but how many gods are there really?’
‘As many as there are in the formula in the hymn to all gods – three hundred and three and three thousand and three.’
‘Yes, but how many gods are there really?’
‘Thirty-three’
Yes, but how many gods are there really?’
‘Three’
‘Yes, but how many gods are there really?’
‘One, really’
The Brihadaranyaka Upanishad 3.9.1