on the meat and cheese stall, so inspiring, i got sacked in the end and he told me off once because i broke me fingers so they were strapped up and he told me off for going to wor

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excessive behaviour

HAHAHAHAHA

rachel lester

hOW vEry Rude

Very VERY harsh SIMON

eeeeh ehhh ooooo eh eh

feeling lazy at the moment

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get linda'd

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EHH OOOO OOO EEEEE EOH HEEEEE OG HHHHHOR DOOOO

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Gotta get that

Gotta get that, that, that, that, that

Boom, boom, boom (gotta get that)

Boom, boom, boom (that)

Boom, boom, boom

Yo, I got that hit to beat the block

You can get that bass on below

I got that rock 'n' roll, that future flow

That digital spit, next level visual shit

I got that (boom, boom, boom)

How the beat bang? (Boom boom boom)

I like that boom boom pow

Them chickens jackin' my style

They try to copy my swagger

I'm on that next shit now

I'm so 3008

You so 2000 and late

I got that boom, boom, boom

That future boom, boom, boom

Let me get it now

Boom, boom, boom (gotta get that)

Boom, boom, boom (that)

Boom, boom, boom

I'm on that supersonic boom

Y'all hear that spaceship? Zoom

When, when I step inside the room

Them girls go apeshit, mm

Y'all stuck on Super 8 shit

That lo-fi stupid 8-bit

I'm on that HD flat

This beat go boom, boom, bap

I'm a beast when you turn me on

Into the future, cybertron

Harder, faster, better, stronger

Sexy ladies, extra longer

'Cause we got the beat that bounce

We got the beat that pound

We got the beat, that 808

That boom boom in your town

People in the place

If you wanna get down

Put your hands in the air

Will.i.am drop the beat now

Yup, yup

I be rockin' them beats

Yup, yup

I be rockin' them beats

Y-yup, yup, yup, ha, ha, ha

Here we go, here we go, satellite radio

Y'all gettin' hit wit' the (boom, boom!)

Beat's so big, I'm steppin' on leprechauns

Shittin' on y'all wit' the (boom, boom!)

Shittin' on y'all wit' the

This beat be bumpin', bumpin'

This beat go boom, boom

Let the beat rock

L-L-L-L-Let the beat r-rock

Let the beat r-

This beat be bumpin', bumpin'

This beat go boom, boom

I like that boom boom pow

Them chickens jackin' my style

They try to copy my swagger

I'm on that next shit now

I'm so 3008

You so 2000 and late

I got that boom, boom, boom

That future boom, boom, boom

Let me get it now

Boom, boom, boom (gotta get that)

Boom, boom, boom (that)

Boom, boom, boom

Let the beat rock (let the beat rock)

Let the beat rock (let the beat-)

Let the beat rock (let the beat rock, rock, rock-)

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand

and he said to the man running the stand

Hey. got any grapes?

The man said no we just sell lemonade. It’s cold and its fresh and it’s all home made. Can I sell you glass? The duck said “I’ll pass”.

Then he waddled away. Till the very next day.

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand

And he said to the man that was running the stand

Hey. You got any grapes?

The man said no, like I said yesterday, we just sell lemonade okay?

Why not give it a try? The duck said Goodbye.

Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away

Till the very next day.

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand

And he said to the man that was running the stand

Hey. You got any grapes?

The man said look, this is getting old. Lemonade’s all we’ve ever sold. Why not give it a go? The duck said “No.”

Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away

Till the very next day.

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand

And he said to the man that was running the stand

Hey. You got any grapes?

The man said THAT’S IT!! If you don’t stay away,duck, I’ll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck.

So don’t get to close! The duck said Adios.

Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away

Till the very next day.

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand

And he said to the man that was running the stand

Hey. You got any glue?

What?

You got any glue?

No, why would I– Oh!

Then one more question for you:

Got any grapes?

And the man just stopped. Then he started to smile. Then he started to laugh. He laughed for a while.

Then he said, “Come on duck, let’s walk to the store. I’ll buy you some grapes so you won’t have to ask anymore.”

So they walked to the store and the man bought some grapes. He offered one to the duck and the duck said “No thanks”.

“But you know what sounds good? It would make my day.

Do you think this store, do you think this store, do you think this store… has any… lemonade?”

Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away.

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Dog goes "woof"

Cat goes "meow"

Bird goes "tweet"

And mouse goes "squeek"

Cow goes "moo"

Frog goes "croak"

And the elephant goes "toot"

Ducks say "quack"

And fish go "blub"

And the seal goes "ow ow ow"

But there's one sound

That no one knows

What does the fox say?

"Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!"

What the fox say?

"Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!

Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!

Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!"

What the fox say?

"Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!

Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!

Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!"

What the fox say?

"Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!

Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!

Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!"

What the fox say?

Big blue eyes

Pointy nose

Chasing mice

And digging holes

Tiny paws

Up the hill

Suddenly you're standing still

Your fur is red

So beautiful

Like an angel in disguise

But if you meet

A friendly horse

Will you communicate by

Mo-o-o-o-orse?

How will you speak to that

Ho-o-o-o-orse?

What does the fox say?

"Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!

Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow!

Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow!"

What the fox say?

"Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!

Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!

Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!"

What the fox say?

"A-hee-ahee ha-hee!

A-hee-ahee ha-hee!

A-hee-ahee ha-hee!"

What the fox say?

"A-oo-oo-oo-ooo!

Woo-oo-oo-ooo!"

What does the fox say?

The secret of the fox

Ancient mystery

Somewhere deep in the woods

I know you're hiding

What is your sound?

Will we ever know?

Will always be a mystery

What do you say?

You're my guardian angel

Hiding in the woods

What is your sound?

(Wa-wa-way-do, wub-wid-bid-dum-way-do, wa-wa-way-do)

Will we ever know? (Bay-budabud-dum-bam)

I want to (Mama-dum-day-do) I want to, I want to know!

(Abay-ba-da bum-bum bay-do)