Doofus wakes up and sees a bright light in his bedroom. He slowly waked up and walks over to the window. Light shines in his face." Ugh, I got out of bed for this, yeesh, some things are horrible these days, right Tiger" Doofus said. Tiger meowed. Suddenly, they hear a big explosion. Tiger jumps up and runs under the couch. "I knew it, it's the apocalypse, the end of the world!" Tiger meowed boringly. "Or it could simply be Lily and Lucas blowing up my backyard again." Doofus said. "wait, Lily and Lucas blowing up my backyard!" Doofus runs outside (in his pajamas). Outside, he found two young kids with dark hair playing in a big pit in his backyard. "Oh, hi Mr. Doofus, are you making more precautions for the apoca what again, cause I think you have enough green beans in the cupboard." Lucas said.
"Mr. Doofus, why are you in pajamas, you said wearing pajamas outside will attract aliens, but your not very attractive in that." Lily said. Doofus looks down. He has on a pair of choo-choo jammies. "uh-oh" Doofus looks up. The bright light he saw in the sky was getting closer and brighter than before and was aiming right for Doofus. "The apocalypse is coming." " to us how, in the mail?" Lily said. " Guys, Take care of Tiger and don't blow up my backyard again." Doofus yells. An asteroid smashes right on top of Doofus. There was silence for a second. One of Lily and Lucas's bombs go off and destroy the backyard even more. Tiger comes out of the house. "Hey Tiger, the good news is your living with us, the bad news is Mr. Doofus is under there, I don't necessarily think that's bad news, I mean, he's got to climb out some time." Lily announces.
They look back at the asteroid and see that it was gone and so was Doofus. They hear a rumbling noise. "That's your stomach growling right, Lucas" " No it's not Lily, we had Mack & cheese for dinner remember." "Well can it be your stomach growling" The growling is right behind them. They turn around and there is a big monster standing behind them. The monster has nine slimy tentacles and has stripes on only the tentacles with a hideous face of three teeth and twenty-seven eyes. "hi there" Lucas said. the monster brought it's head down ate him whole. "Lucas!" The monster eats her whole also. "Lily" She yells. "Hey, no eating the Lucas" Lucas yells. They start punching on the inside. The monster goes staggering over to one side than another and again and again. Tiger crouches down and just watches.
Finally, the monster gives up and Lily and Lucas come flying out it's mouth all covered in goo. "I'll call you "Skunktopus" Lucas said. "oh-no, Doofus was right and he should never be right" Lily said. Lucas gasped "What do you mean by that" "The Apocalypse is here"
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