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you're walking in the woods. There's no one around. it's raining, the wind is picking up. you hear a wolf's howls. you spy some light in the distance, a house - you approach. the door is open. you walk into a lobby. you hear a noise. do you want to check it out?
Characters
Yes ---> you walk to the left into an eating room, through a hallway. there's kind of a creepy statue. its wearing an apron. you speed up a bit, the next rooms the kitchen. weird basket with a thing in it. check out whats behind the wall. theres a cat.
No (TRUE ENDING!!! YOU LEAVE THE MANSION!
its a cat. its nice. theres a staticky feeling the lights go out. you just saw a candle on the table though. you grab around a bit, accidentally pet the cat and manage to enlighten the candle. you're done here. you go back to the lobby. your candle suddenly goes out.
Bar guy
Carmen
Werewolf lady
Cook (Angela (Angie))
Windy guy
Invisible girl
Dad (mr snuggles)
The Warden
unromanceable
Butler
Postman
Postman 2
...relight the candle ----> it works. cool. you move on to the bar . for a sec you think theres a guy there. hes gone now. you shrug. you check out the room. there's a bar there. youre thirsty and decide you want a drink. what do you want?
PANIC---> invisible girl relights your candle and pats your shoulder. she will remember this
kick the cat. YOU DIE
likes
The cat
Dislikes
You
Likes
Ball
Dislikes
The cat
Likes
Plants
Likes
Pranks
Dislikes
Likes
Dislikes
Likes
expensive wine (carmen gets mad later ;)but like she knows you have taste)
choccy milk
Dislikes
Likes
Dislikes
Dislikes
Likes
Dislikes
The selkies
Water
Sitting normally
you go to check out the table you find dad magazines n shit. you look out of the window. theres a deer there. it lifts its head. it doesnt stop lifting its head. its 8 meters tall now and it turns to look at you. theres a skull there. you pass out.
werewolf lady finds you right? and you're in bed and its hella uncomfy cause youre in your wet clothes from last night just as a little detail. she looks a bit under the weather. "you look like shit. you wanna stay for a bit? uhhhhh like uh. storms gonna be a bit i think."
rum n coke
Rainy weather
Gardening
Lying
Gossip
His bird friends
Enclosed spaces
Conflict
his kid and all the people in the house and you
Dirt
"you want me to help out in the kitchen?" "NO. no no ive got it." "can i do sth else" "uhhhhh sure clean up this mud my dog dragged in" "what dog" "uhhhhhhhHhhhh"
Explore the back: you hear vinyl music. you enter a beautiful room. theres a shadow of a woman dancing through the wall divider. you look around the corner and see a being made of shade. you drop your drink. she turns. she grows. the extinguishes all light. you are surrounded in static. you hear a muffled voice behind the darkness."Carmen" "wHAT" "we dont want another bartender". the veil falls. the woman is glaring at you. debating on what to do.
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Child (Patches)
Cat
Backstory
Very emotionally aware because spent years in a graveyard seeing people go through mourning and shit
Likes cooking because the person who talked to her in the graveyard would talk about their child’s cooking. Cooking is the first hobby she picked up and she loved it
Was a statue at a graveyard. A person would come to talk to her about their child who is buried there (as a way of coping). This makes her eventually sentient, she stays in the graveyard and keeps listening to the person until the stop visiting.
She’s naturally a listener because of this
When the person stops visiting she wanders around the graveyard alone. Windy guy eventually finds her and starts talking to her, and then invites her to the house