Escation Logistics
Friends Home
Parks During Evening
Movie Theater
Vehicles
Rickshaw
CNG
UBER Car
Privacy Restaurant
Escalation Tactics
Physical
Teasing
Verbal
Disqualification
Disagreement
Sexual
Say, “OMG, stop undressing me with your eyes.”
When your arms are wrapped around her either from behind or front randomly bite or kiss her neck.
“I don't even want to know what dirty thoughts are going through your mind right now.”
“You have really sexy eyes.”
In a deep, sexy voice say, “You have no idea what you’re doing to me right now.”
Interrupt her with some form of sexual escalation like a kiss.
Use a strong kino jump, such as slapping her ass.
Turning the topic of conversation to sex.
Say, "You know, you smell REALLY good."
Drop game and being honest with your intent. For example, after an opener say, "OK, honestly, I just wanted to come and meet you because I really like your look."
Say, "I can tell you like me." When she asks how you can tell slide a finger between her legs and say
"Because you're wet." Then smirk while keeping a sexual frame. ADVANCED!!!
While walking next to her make an obvious gesture of checking out her ass.
Ask her which sentence is correct, “The yolk of the egg is white,” or “The yolk of the egg are white.” When she answers explain that the yolk of the egg is yellow.
If she says you’re stupid/ugly/dorky/gay, whatever...say “Your FACE is [stupid/ugly/dorky/gay, etc.]”
If a girl teases you just look at her unimpressed and say, “weak.”
After you just teased a girl look at her and say “Annnnd, you're done.”
Give her a stupid nickname, i.e. blondie, shorty, sparkles, etc.
Loudly say, "No, I will not make out with you."
Notice and mention something dorky or embarrassing about her.
Act like you’re trying to hide or keep a low profile while walking with her. When she asks you why say, "Sorry, I have a reputation to keep."
Find something funny or nerdy to label her as or continually point out.
Introduce her in a funny way. "This is Samantha...I can't get rid of her for some reason."
Tell her if she doesn't start behaving you'll put her on timeout.
Mimic her in a funny way
Call her a dork, loser or nerd.
Tell her she is "over the hill" if she's young.
If she whines or complains about something just look at her with a sad face and play a mini violin or make a tear gesture with your finger.
Non Supplication
If a girl tells you you're going to come to [X] place then say, "Well first we're going to [Y]."
If a girl asks you to buy her a drink say "Tell you what, you get this round and I'll get the next."
If a girl asks you to buy her a drink say "I don't buy random girls drinks. How about we get to know each other a little and take it from there."
Interrupt her when she is speaking.
Take a sip of her drink without asking.
Observe something negative and point it out, i.e. “You kind of mumble a lot.”
Spontaneously decide to move her around the venue or isolate her.
Check a text message during your interaction.
Ask for some form of compliance, such as for her to hold your drink.
If she's not paying attention or dozes out point to your eyes and tell her to focus.
Make a big deal about a simple compliance task she gives you and then wink and do it like it's no big deal.
If she's not complying say, “Come on, don't be gay.”
If a girl says something not interesting or not helpful in then say “That's amazing!” then immediately change topic
Saying you like physical attribute or character trait [X] when she has [Y]. Example, say you really like brunettes when speaking to a blonde.
Tell her to get out of your "bubble” (personal space).
Say she would be a really cool friend.
Tell her it sucks you had to meet her in a club/bar.
Mention the word girlfriend.
Say she seems like a good girl and you don't want to corrupt her.
Have her see you talk to another girl
If you have to do something with her say, "Awww...I'm stuck with you?"
Say, "OMG we'll NEVER get along...we're just way too similar."
Tell her you can help her find a nice guy
Tell her she is the kind of girl you can only handle in small doses.
If you get blown out say, “Listen hun, you need to lower your standards the way I just did.”
Say “no.”
After she says she likes something say that you don't (explain why).
After she says she dislikes something say that you do like it (explain why).
Say, “I bet you can't dance” (or whatever activity is going on).
Say, "I hope you're joking."
Have a friendly debate on something.
After she says or does something that can be misinterpreted as awkward or silly say, "Wow..." and make a face like she's weird.
Cancel a plan you made.
Tell her she's "fired" if she does something poorly.
Tell her she's being rude about something and correct her behavior in some way.
After she asks you to do something look at her blankly and ask why.
If she says something you don’t like just respond with, “You’re cut.”
Make your body language and tonality be in agreement but have your words be in disagreement. ex, Smile and nod your head in agreement but then casually say, “Yeah, that is awful.”
Playfully push her away.
Turn your back to her.
Have your eyes wander away as if you you become lost in thought.
Have her do something that makes her look silly without her realizing it until it's too late.
Do something childish like point at her shirt and flick her nose when she looks down.
Pick her up off the ground
While dancing with her stop and dance alone for a second and then pull her back in.
Remove your presence.
Playfully kick, punch, or flick her.
Dog Jaw Routine: Tell her you have “dog jaw” and to feel your jaw because it clicks. When she touches you snap your head and bark loudly, scaring her
Stop speaking and just stare at her for a second.
Touch her with something cold.
Play thumb war.
Tell her you want to show her a cool pose. Step by step have her put one hand on her waist, the other hand as if holding a tray to the side, and stand on one foot. Then say, “Now say ‘I'm a little teapot.’”
If she yawns put your finger in her mouth.