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“Thank you for the opportunity.” I tucked that turtle head back in my butt…
“Thank you for the opportunity.” I tucked that turtle head back in my butt. “We’re going home.” I walk out the door, but then I hear a voice. “Hey, man, where are you going?” And it’s Jon. I was like, “Oh, I live in LA. I’ve got to go back to LA.” “Well, I’ll see you Monday, right?” I was like, “Why?” “Well, you work here. So I’ll see you Monday, right?” I couldn’t believe it. I was like, “Oscar speech, go. Say what you got to say.” What I wanted to say was, “Jon, this is one of the only things that I’ve gotten in my entire career that my dad actually knows. So thank you.” But what I said was, “Jon! My dad… knows you!” He’s like, “Yeah, I’m sure he does.” I pinch myself. “You’re Hasan Minhaj. You’re going to be on The Daily Show.” I run outside. I call my girl. She’s crying. I call my mom, she’s crying. I call my dad, he says “Good job.” “What? ‘Good job’? Say it again. I can’t hear you, Dad. Say it.” A car almost hits me. I’m, like, “No! I can’t die. I’ve got to drop the greatest status update.” ! 
Premise :check: What I wanted to say was, “Jon, this is one of the only things that I’ve gotten in my entire career that my dad actually knows. So thank you.”
Joke :smiley: But what I said was, “Jon! My dad… knows you!” He’s like, “Yeah, I’m sure he does.”
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Premise :check: "I call my dad, he says 'Good job.'"
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In this joke, Hasan Minhaj talks about his audition for Daily Show. :
He describes how he was walking out of the room, ready to go back to LA, after the audition. Jon Stewart asks him "Well, I'll see you Monday, right?"
He was so shocked that only reply he could think of was "WHY?"
:!: After Hasan says that Jon explained he got the job, audience cheers and Hasan "stays in the bit" and emphasizes his emotions, by saying : "I couldn't believe it"
:confetti_ball:He was super excited and first thing he did when he left was that he called his girl, mom and most importantly his DAD
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:!:Hasan Minhaj achieved the goal, now he was on Daily Show. His father, who brought him up and used to slap him a lot, now was happy and proud of his son. Now Hasan was inspiration for everyone and not even death could beat him that day!
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