Asleep (Stay asleep (Stay asleep (Your mum killed you with a cricket bat…
Your mum killed you with a cricket bat because you didn't wake up.
You got a seroius talking to by your mother
Your dad slammed the door and called you a pussy. He left you home.
Be a man
Your mother dropped you to school.
You died from a heart attack becauce of to much salt in vegimite.
Use all of it
Fight your brother because you uses it all
You brother put you in a headlock and you passed out.
You apologized but you brother wanted to fight.
He put you in a headlock and you passed out.
Use a little bit.
Your brother thanked you.
You made it to school.
Yogurt with strawberries
You died as the strawberries had needles in them.