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- - - - Subtypes of Chlamydia
        
        Trachomatis is what we are worried about in adults
        
        C pneumonia is mostly in kids and young adults with chlamydia
      - *Trachoma under the upper eyelid in Chlamydia trachomatis
        
        can cause scratching of the cornea and blindness if not treated
      - CHLAMYDIA CLAM goes on a date with TACOMA TRUCK = trachomatis who tells her call me MAYBE
        
        CHLAMYDIA CLAM = TRACOMA TRUCK
        
        MAYBE have symptoms
        
        TRACOMA TRUCK brings CHLAMYDIA CLAM to the E-PICK DEAD MOUSE concert where the TRACOMA TRUCK turns into a douch and PEES FIRE on EVRYTHING and sets EPICK DEAD MOUSE ON FIRE
        
        epididymitis
        
        TRACOMA TRUCK then takes CHLAMYDIA CLAM to the dirty bathrooms and tries to have PAINFUL SEX with her with his DISC PIRRANA when she sprays WHITE CHLAM DISCHARGE all over the TRACOMA TRUCK and leave him
        
        painful sex = dyspareurina
        
        white discharge
        
        next CHAMYDIA CLAM leaves TRACOMA TRUCK for a COLL DOG IS CYCLING, but then he gets distracted and leaves CHLYMIDIA CLAM for some ZIPPER MICE
        
        doxicycline = 1st line treatment
        
        azithromycin = 2nd line treatment
        --> note add CHEF WITH TRIAXONE to these for GONORRHIA is suspected also
        
        EVERYONE in the end of this stroy get CHLYMIDIA and has to tell all their parterners and can't have sex for ONE WHOLE WEEK
        
        CHLAMYDIA CLAMS have a lot of ex, but are actually EMPTY INSIDE, they need to replicate INSIDE OTHERS with their SEX and CANNOT see their own emptiness because they LACK a MURAMIC MIRROR for a cell wall to see how empty they are
        
        obligate intracellular organisms
        
        lack cell wall due to no abnormal muramic acid
        
        2 stages of EMPTY CHLAMYDIA CLAMS use to make their GIEMS STAINED GEMS
        
        2 stages
        
        EMPTY CHLAMYDIA CLAM stained by GIEMSA GEM STAIN
        
        first they release ELEMENTARY ELEPHANT BODIES to ENTER their host during sex, second they bring the ELPHANTS back and clamp down on them to turn them into RETICULOCYTE REPLICATING RATS
        
        stage 1 = ELEMENTARY ELEPHANT BODIES
        
        stage 2 = RETICULOCYTE RATS REPLICATE inside the shell
        
        TX = ZIPPER MYC = azythromycin
        
        DOGS IS CYCLING = doxycycline
      - *Urethritis +/- epidydimitis in men
        
        2 causes of urethritis and epidydimitis are broken into 2 categories
        --> Gonoccal vs NON-Gonoccal
        
        BOTH organisms are intracellular
        --> Gonoccal = Niesserisa gonnorrhea
        --> Non-Gonoccal = Chlamydia trachomatus
        
        Niesserisa gonnorrhea
        --> intracellular
        --> Gram - dipplococci
        
        Chlamydia traachomatus
        --> intracellular
        --> does NOT stain
        
        tx: you normally treat for both Gonoccal AND non-Gonoccal in urethritis or infectious epydimitis
        --> since they are both intracellular and can infect at same time
        
        tx Gonoccal = ceftriaxone (2 weeks)
        
        tx NON-Gonoccal = clarythromycin (1 gram only)
  - - - Tx Chlamydia and Gonorrhea together
        
        dual therapy of
        --> cephtriaxone (3rd gen ceph)
        --> Azyhtromycin (Macrolide)
- - - - SYPHILLIS SYPHIPHIS on his PODIUM of the GREEKS 1 2 3 POSING for a PICTURE taken by PENICILLIN with his TRIPOD with PENDULUM balance
        
        SYPHILLIS PODIUM of the GREEKS 1 2 3
        --> Syphillis has 3 stages and congenital also
        --> primary secondary and tertiary syphilis
        
        CAMERA TRIPOD with PENDULUM balance
        
        SYPHILIS 1 = holding a PAINLESS CHAIN CAR = Chancre
        
        SYPHILIS 2 = showing off his UNIQUE MAC PAP RASHES oh his PALMS and FEET and offerring the judges some CONDOM LATTE WITH WARTS
        --> UNIQUE MAC PAP RASHES oh his PALMS and FEET should be thought of as SYPHILIS until PROVEN OTHERWISE rule since most rashes stay off the palms and feet if they are systemic
        --> chonylomata latta genital warts are in the groin or on the external genitalia
        
        SYPHILIS 3 = AORTITIS WHALE WITH GUMMAS on his MOUTH and SYPHILIS in his SPINE
        
        SYPHILIS SYSIPHIS is battling the BOULDER of the GODs by using his TORCHeS to make a BABY STONE STATUE to fight off the BOULDER
        
        SYSIPHILIS SYPHILYS causes TORCH infections in babies and is passed on from the mother
        
        SYSIPHILIS makes the BABY STONE STATUE
        
        BABY STONE STATUE
        --> results in still birth
        
        a SABER TOOTH TIGER bites his TIBIA SHINS
        --> SABER SHINS are anterior bowing of the legs seen in syphiliis and look like SABER TOOTHS
        
        the BABY has EARMUFFS SAHDES from his EYES and DROPS FETALIS to put in his eyes after all the CRYING from the SABER SHIN TOOTH TIGER BITE
        --> EARMUFFS = def
        
        SHADES = blind
        --> DROPS FETALIS = collection of fluid in a fetus body