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Missing Boy Turns up at his own funeral
But is now a girl!
With a beard
And a dress
He is a ladyboy
OR IS HE/SHE?!
Set in Thailand
but it was just a dream
or was it?
yes it was
The boy wakes up from the dream
Waiting on Jakes deadlines like..
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET
GINO! GINO! GINO! GINO!
Who's in the coffin?
Boys have been disappearing in the town every 5 years on their 16th birthday
no jimmy likes them younger
a copy cat of jimmy
nobody would be, he was missing
A body burned beyond recognition
The boy is Macauley Culkin
madeleine Maccan shows up
This is a missing persons conference
Set up to try and catch the runaway kid by his fam
Jimmy takes him back
Moonwalks into coffin
my name chef
why was he missing
His parents didn't want him anymore
His family had tried to cover up his kidnapping
who was he
Why did he LIE!
You cant see me
His dad then attempts to cremate him alive
His dad is the devil
His mum is an angel
He's a unicorn
A unicorn who is unsure whether to be good or bad
His parents tell him he was adopted
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
scooby doo where are you
feeding the missing boy Scooby snacks
He starts singing
then stuffs his whole family into the empty coffin
He pulls his child mask off to reveal himself as Shrek
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
He ran away to the swamp, that's why everyone thought he was missing
Set in a land far far away
Circle of life
Elton John is playing piano at the funeral
He starts to sing all star by smash mouth
Before breaking out into Whitney
But nobody other than his mum turned up
His dad was the one who told his son to leave
He blackmailed the son
And spread rumours around the town
Set in Scotland
The boy is Jake
Where has he been
Anywhere but uni
Claire is not happy
I heard shes gunna smack him
Claire does not turn up to the funeral
Liane persuades her to go , so Claire goes and dances on his coffin
1 more item...
1 more item...
It was a funeral for jakes deadlines
And gets inside the coffin
The coffin then falls over
And he dies of the injuries
The boy falls out of the coffin
His dad laughs
Boy is actually in disguise and no one notices him
Ogre's have layers, Onions have layers
WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE
The boy ate it
IS ANYONE STILL HERE?!
I've been here for 9 days