==<say-as interpret-as="interjection">oh my giddy aunt!</say-as><break time="0.5s" />,look at all the mess<break time="0.5s" />there has been milk spilt everywhere and a trail of sticky paw prints leading out the door,<break time="0.5s" /><say-as interpret-as="interjection">dun dun dun!</say-as>,Buddy is gone again,leaving a trail of destruction behind him
==<audio src="https://s3.eu-west-2.amazonaws.com/sounds2/hoover+sound.mp3" />Dad has just cleaned up and hoovered the kitchen floor,<break time="0.5s" />buddy hates the sound of the hoover so i expect he did a runner
==<audio src="https://s3.eu-west-2.amazonaws.com/sounds2/old-radio-game-show.mp3" />Dad is here listening to a show on the radio,<break time="0.5s" />he says he hasnt seen Buddy but he probably wouldn
t notice anyway,<say-as interpret-as="interjection">ha ha!</say-as>
==Well, Buddy is certainly proving to be hard to find today,if its ok with you i would like to put some pies in the microwave to cook,<audio src="https://s3.eu-west-2.amazonaws.com/sounds2/microwave.mp3" />,<break time="0.5s" />,I bought a box of six pies and i have cooked four,<break time="0.5s" />,so how many pies do i have left?,<break time="0.5s" />six minus four equals,<break time="0.5s" />,<say-as interpret-as="interjection">ta da!</say-as>,<break time="0.5s" />Two,<break time="0.5s" />,well done,<break time="0.5s" />,now,<break time="0.5s" />lets get back to finding Buddy
==<audio src="https://s3.eu-west-2.amazonaws.com/sounds2/frying+bacon.mp3" />My daughter is frying bacon and it smells just lovely,<break time="0.5s" />she is cooking for three of us and we want two pieces of bacon each,<break time="0.5s" />,can you tell me how many pieces she needs to cook,<break time="0.5s" />that is,<break time="0.5s" /> two,<break time="0.5s" />, multiplied by three,<break time="0.5s" />,which equals,<break time="0.5s" />,wait for it,<break time="0.5s" />six,<break time="0.5s" />now i will save a little for Buddy if i can find him
==<audio src="https://s3.eu-west-2.amazonaws.com/sounds2/smashing+dishes.mp3" />What on earth was,<break time="0.5s" />oh,<break time="0.5s" />, i might have known,<audio src="https://s3.eu-west-2.amazonaws.com/sounds2/short+cat+sound.mp3" />,it
s Buddy,<break time="0.5s" />the wanderer returns,<break time="0.5s" />,Well done you,<break time="0.5s" />you did it again,<break time="0.5s" />you truly are,<break time="0.5s" />, the cat tracking master,<say-as interpret-as="interjection">whoop!</say-as>