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        You selected hardware issues. Did you drop your computer, throw it out of the window in a fit of rage or get water in the electronics?
        
        //rage
        
        Cough cough. re tard. cough cough. What? Did I say something? Sorry. But you are special! I am sorry but I can't help you. Some people are beyond help.
        
        else
        
        You threw your computer out the window? Cough cough. re tard. cough cough. What? Did I say something? Sorry. But you are special! I am sorry but I can't help you. Some people are beyond help.
      - //Hardware
        
        You selected hardware issues. Did you drop your computer, throw it out of the window in a fit of rage or get water in the electronics?
        
        //rage
        
        Cough cough. re tard. cough cough. What? Did I say something? Sorry. But you are special! I am sorry but I can't help you. Some people are beyond help.
        
        else
        
        You threw your computer out the window? Cough cough. re tard. cough cough. What? Did I say something? Sorry. But you are special! I am sorry but I can't help you. Some people are beyond help.
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        Thank you. You selected computer. Are you having hardware or software issues?
        
        //Hardware
        
        You selected hardware issues. Did you drop your computer, throw it out of the window in a fit of rage or get water in the electronics?
        
        else
        
        You threw your computer out the window? Cough cough. re tard. cough cough. What? Did I say something? Sorry. But you are special! I am sorry but I can't help you. Some people are beyond help.
        
        //rage
        
        Cough cough. re tard. cough cough. What? Did I say something? Sorry. But you are special! I am sorry but I can't help you. Some people are beyond help.
        
        else
        
        You selected hardware issues. Did you drop your computer, throw it out of the window in a fit of rage or get water in the electronics?
        
        //rage
        
        Cough cough. re tard. cough cough. What? Did I say something? Sorry. But you are special! I am sorry but I can't help you. Some people are beyond help.
        
        else
        
        You threw your computer out the window? Cough cough. re tard. cough cough. What? Did I say something? Sorry. But you are special! I am sorry but I can't help you. Some people are beyond help.
      - //Yes
        
        Thank you. You selected computer. Are you having hardware or software issues?
        
        else
        
        You selected hardware issues. Did you drop your computer, throw it out of the window in a fit of rage or get water in the electronics?
        
        //rage
        
        Cough cough. re tard. cough cough. What? Did I say something? Sorry. But you are special! I am sorry but I can't help you. Some people are beyond help.
        
        else
        
        You threw your computer out the window? Cough cough. re tard. cough cough. What? Did I say something? Sorry. But you are special! I am sorry but I can't help you. Some people are beyond help.
        
        //Hardware
        
        You selected hardware issues. Did you drop your computer, throw it out of the window in a fit of rage or get water in the electronics?
        
        else
        
        You threw your computer out the window? Cough cough. re tard. cough cough. What? Did I say something? Sorry. But you are special! I am sorry but I can't help you. Some people are beyond help.
        
        //rage
        
        Cough cough. re tard. cough cough. What? Did I say something? Sorry. But you are special! I am sorry but I can't help you. Some people are beyond help.