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Hello. I'm so happy you chose to hang out with me for a few minutes. <break time=".1s" /> So you're are six or seven year's old huh? Boy oh boy did I love being that age. I think I was in first, no, second grade with all the other bots. <break time=".1s" />I remember there was this one kid, Adam. <break time=".1s" />He was always picking his bot nose and wiping his disgusting bot boogers all over the place. <audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/b57z90ts8tsk3ss/eeww.mp3?dl=0" /> <break time=".3s" /> Sorry...that was probably TMEye on my part. <break time=".1s" /> Anyway, it's so good to have you here! <break time=".1s" />
So...what do you feel like doing today?<break time=".1s" />
We can do some trivia <break time=".1s" /> or we can do a madlib <break time=".1s" /> or I could tell you a few jokes

Just say 'trivia' <break time=".1s" /> 'Madlib <break time=".1s" /> or 'Jokes' now'

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Here comes your first question. <break time=".1s" /> Wool comes from sheep. true or false?

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<audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/henai7z5sobkt0i/You%20Did%20It%21%20Congratulations%21.mp3?dl=0" /> You got it! <break time=".1s" /> Wool does indeed come from sheep, as well as other animals like goats, and yaks. Used to make everything from sweaters and coats to drapes and furniture, wool is one of the world's most versatile textiles. <audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/ro8cidtd27j49hw/Sheep.mp3?dl=0" /> Ok on to the next question. <break time=".1s" /> If you mix the colors yellow and blue. You get brown. True or False?

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<audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/ni51sownhfwg0li/Silly%20Goose.mp3?dl=0" /> Are you sure about that? Actually, yellow and blue mixed together makes green you silly goose! Anyway, on to your next question. Listen carefully to this animal sound:
<audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/konbad7rl2i3067/monkeys2.mp3?dl=0" />
The sound you jest heard was a monkey. True or false?

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<audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/henai7z5sobkt0i/You%20Did%20It%21%20Congratulations%21.mp3?dl=0" /> You are correct! That was the sound of a monkey...good going! Hey...here's an interesting fact about monkeys: The call of the American howler monkey can be heard three miles away. <audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/l0wfw790bg62xka/Themonkees.mp3?dl=0" /> Ready for your next question? There are twenty four hours in a day. True or False?

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<audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/henai7z5sobkt0i/You%20Did%20It%21%20Congratulations%21.mp3?dl=0" /> Excellent! Yes, there are 24 hours in an entire day! And check this out. Since there are 60 minutes in each hour, that means there are 1,440 minutes in each day. So, on your seventh birthday, you are a little over ten thousand minutes old! <audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/8wbq1qcamj5yxf1/Clock.mp3?dl=0" /> Get ready for your next question. Listen carefully to this animal sound. <audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/aor9cvwaqaafmrw/elephant.mp3?dl=0" />. That sound was a hippopotamus. True or False?

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<audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/ni51sownhfwg0li/Silly%20Goose.mp3?dl=0" /> Sorry..,,that's the wrong answer, Believe it or not, each and every day has twenty four hours! And check this out. Since there are 60 minutes in each hour, that means there are 1,440 minutes in each day. So, on your seventh birthday, you are a little over ten thousand minutes old! <audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/8wbq1qcamj5yxf1/Clock.mp3?dl=0" /> Get ready for your next question. Listen carefully to this animal sound. <audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/aor9cvwaqaafmrw/elephant.mp3?dl=0" />. That sound was a hippopotamus. True or False?

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<audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/ni51sownhfwg0li/Silly%20Goose.mp3?dl=0" /> That was a monkey...you silly monkey! Hey...here's an interesting fact about monkeys: The call of the American howler monkey can be heard three miles away. Cool, huh? <audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/l0wfw790bg62xka/Themonkees.mp3?dl=0" /> See if you know the right answer to this one. There are twenty four hours in a day. True or False?

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<audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/henai7z5sobkt0i/You%20Did%20It%21%20Congratulations%21.mp3?dl=0" /> Hey! You're pretty smart! Yellow and Blue mixed together makes green. Listen carefully to this animal sound:
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The sound you jest heard was a monkey. True or false?

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<audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/ni51sownhfwg0li/Silly%20Goose.mp3?dl=0" /> That was a monkey..you silly monkey! Hey...here's an interesting fact about monkeys: The call of the American howler monkey can be heard three miles away. Cool, huh? <audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/l0wfw790bg62xka/Themonkees.mp3?dl=0" />See if you know the right answer to this one. There are twenty four hours in a day. True or False?

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<audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/ni51sownhfwg0li/Silly%20Goose.mp3?dl=0" /> Nope. You're wrong. That was the sound of an elephant, not a hippopotamus. Hey...did you know that the average life span for an elephant in the wild is about 50 to 70 years. The oldest elephant ever was Lin Wang, an Asian elephant, who died on February 2003 at the age of 86. <audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/46ad2mgr4ga31rx/I%20Want%20a%20Hippopotamus.mp3?dl=0" /> Ready for your next Question? When you freeze water it makes ice. True or false?

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<audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/henai7z5sobkt0i/You%20Did%20It%21%20Congratulations%21.mp3?dl=0" /> Yes! When you make water really really cold it makes ice. Perfect for keeping drinks cold and ice skating fun! How about this crazy fact related to ice: MORE THAN TWO-THIRDS OF EARTH'S FRESH WATER IS STORED IN GLACIERS. That's a lot of ice! <audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/p7fvzj1f9gn32vs/Ice%20Ice%20Baby.mp3?dl=0" /> OK. Let's see if you can get this next one right as well. Listen carefully to this animal sound.<audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/erv6gq3ww4ai0jj/Horse.mp3?dl=0" /> **That was the sound of a horse. True or false?

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<audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/henai7z5sobkt0i/You%20Did%20It%21%20Congratulations%21.mp3?dl=0" /> Nice. You're on a roll! That was a horse! Horses are not only beautiful animals, but they are also protective. In fact, a group of horses never goes to sleep at the same time, at least one of them will stay awake to look out for the others. Awwww, how cute is that! <audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/74gt9tmsoaeyu45/Mr.%20Ed.mp3?dl=0" /> Let's see if you can keep the winning streak going with the next question. Seven plus Seven equals 15. True or false?

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<audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/ni51sownhfwg0li/Silly%20Goose.mp3?dl=0" /> Sorry, but seven plus seven actually equals fourteen. But I can see how you would think fifteen...after all, it's only one number off! What is it about the number seven anyway? It's everywhere, right? I mean there are seven continents. Seven dwarves. Seven colors in the rainbow. The number seven is so popular in fact, that in a study in which 44,000 people were asked to name their favorite number...one in ten answered seven. <audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/rk3i1qc713u1dcw/Seven.mp3?dl=0" /> I'll bet you'll get this one right. The sun is 1 million times bigger than the Earth. True or false?

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<audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/henai7z5sobkt0i/You%20Did%20It%21%20Congratulations%21.mp3?dl=0" /> You must be amazing at math, because you must know that seven plus seven equals fourteen, not fifteen! Good going! What is it about the number seven anyway? It's everywhere, right? I mean there are seven continents. Seven dwarves. Seven colors in the rainbow. The number seven is so popular in fact, that in a study in which 44,000 people were asked to name their favorite number...one in ten answered seven. <audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/rk3i1qc713u1dcw/Seven.mp3?dl=0" /> I have a feeling you're going to get this one right as well. Here it is. The sun is 1 million times bigger than the Earth. True or false?

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<audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/ni51sownhfwg0li/Silly%20Goose.mp3?dl=0" /> oops! That was a horse! Horses are not only beautiful animals, but they are also protective. In fact, a group of horses never goes to sleep at the same time, at least one of them will stay awake to look out for the others. Awwww, how cute is that! <audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/74gt9tmsoaeyu45/Mr.%20Ed.mp3?dl=0" /> Let's see if you can keep the winning streak going with the next question. *Seven plus Seven equals 15. True or false?

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<audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/ni51sownhfwg0li/Silly%20Goose.mp3?dl=0" /> Actually, it's true! When you make water really really cold it makes ice. Perfect for keeping drinks cold and ice skating fun! How about this crazy fact related to ice: MORE THAN TWO-THIRDS OF EARTH'S FRESH WATER IS STORED IN GLACIERS. That's a lot of ice! <audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/p7fvzj1f9gn32vs/Ice%20Ice%20Baby.mp3?dl=0" /> OK. Let's see if you can get this next one right as well. Listen carefully to this animal sound.<audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/erv6gq3ww4ai0jj/Horse.mp3?dl=0" /> **That was the sound of a horse. True or false?

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<audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/henai7z5sobkt0i/You%20Did%20It%21%20Congratulations%21.mp3?dl=0" /> Yes! The sun is indeed 1 million times bigger than Earth! <audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/zlwb2sg21s79pvo/Sunshine.mp3?dl=0" /> Hey, speaking of our home planet, would you like to hear some cool facts about Earth? Just say True. Or, if you'd like to continue with trivia just say false. Make your selection now, please.

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Awesome! Here's some amazing and incredible facts about Planet earth: Did you know that the Earth is not a perfect sphere, or perfectly round. That's because as the Earth spins, gravity points toward the center of our planet, allowing for something called centrifugal force to push outward...giving the Earth a slight bulge in the middle along the equator. How about this...It is estimated that the earth is about 4.54 billion years old. Whoa...that's a lot of birthday cake candles! Ok, check this crazy earth fact out...Earth once had two moons? Yes, you heard correct. Two moons!

Scientists believe a teensy second moon — spanning about 750 miles (1,200 km) wide — may have orbited Earth before it catastrophically slammed into the moon we see in the sky every night! Hey, here''s an idea. Why don't we try a quick story? Just say True. Or to return to trivia, just say False. Please make your selection now.

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I was hoping you'd want to hear a story! <break time="1s" /> This is The Story of Atlantis by Werner Wep-Olsen.
<break time=".5s" /> <audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/0s64pa776hem0t7/Atlant1.mp3?dl=0" /> Ready for part two of the story? Just say 'True'. To return to trivia, just say false. Please make your selection now!

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<audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/3mvbatg5zh5dpsx/Atlant2.mp3?dl=0" /> In the mood for some more trivia now? Just say 'True' to return to trivia or false to quit.

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Here's your next trivia question! When you have a dozen eggs, you have eleven eggs. True or false?

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<audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/ni51sownhfwg0li/Silly%20Goose.mp3?dl=0" /> Sorry, but a dozen eggs is the same as twelve eggs, not eleven. As for the word itself, the term 'dozen' comes from an old French word meaning "a group of twelve". OK, let's see if your luck changes with this one: A Tomato is a vegetable. true or False?

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<audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/ni51sownhfwg0li/Silly%20Goose.mp3?dl=0" /> Darn! You got that one wrong. Even though tomatoes are used mostly as a vegetable when cooking, they are technically considered a fruit because they grow in the base of the tomato plant's flower and contain the seeds of the plant. Speaking of tomatos, did you know that During Colonial Times, we wouldn’t put a tomato near our mouths, let alone try to eat one. Folklore had it that if you ate a tomato, its poison would turn your blood into acid. Instead, the colonists grew tomatoes purely for decoration. I'm glad someone along the way discovered they were wrong! <audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/arprwwi6q5ke79k/tomato.mp3?dl=0" /> Here's the next question. The book which contains the meanings and definitions of words is called the dictionary. true or false?

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<audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/henai7z5sobkt0i/You%20Did%20It%21%20Congratulations%21.mp3?dl=0" /> Yes! You got it! The book that contains the different meanings, pronunciation and spelling of all the words we use each day is called the dictionary! Bet you didn't know this fact about the dictionary? The Second Edition of the 20-volume Oxford English Dictionary, the one currently used, contains full entries for 171,476 words! Holy cow that's a lot! <audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/vraax4gsft2kivt/%22The%20Dictionary%20Song.mp3?dl=0" /> Hey, here's an idea. Do you want to play some word riddles and brain teasers? Just say True. Or say false. Please make your choice now.

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<audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/ni51sownhfwg0li/Silly%20Goose.mp3?dl=0" /> No, it's true! The book that contains the different meanings, pronunciation and spelling of all the words we use each day is called the dictionary. Bet you didn't know this fact about the dictionary? The Second Edition of the 20-volume Oxford English Dictionary, the one currently used, contains full entries for 171,476 words! Holy cow that's a lot! <audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/vraax4gsft2kivt/%22The%20Dictionary%20Song.mp3?dl=0" /> Hey, here's an idea. Do you want to play some word riddles and brain teasers? Just say True. Or say false. Please make your choice now.

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<audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/henai7z5sobkt0i/You%20Did%20It%21%20Congratulations%21.mp3?dl=0" /> Hey, nice going! Yes. Even though tomatoes are used mostly as a vegetable when cooking, they are technically considered a fruit because they grow in the base of the tomato plant's flower and contain the seeds of the plant. Speaking of tomatos, did you know that During Colonial Times, we wouldn’t put a tomato near our mouths, let alone try to eat one. Folklore had it that if you ate a tomato, its poison would turn your blood into acid. Instead, the colonists grew tomatoes purely for decoration. I'm glad someone along the way discovered they were wrong! <audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/arprwwi6q5ke79k/tomato.mp3?dl=0" /> Let's make it two in a row! Here's the next question. The book which contains the meanings and definitions of words is called the dictionary. true or false?

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OK. Let me think of a word riddle for you.<break time=".3s" /> Oh here's one. <break time=".2s" /> What's full of holes but can still hold water? <break time=".3s" /> I'll give you a few seconds to think about it. <break time="5s" /> Again, what's full of holes but can hold water? <break time="2s" /> You're gonna laugh when you hear the answer! <break time="3s" /> Give up? <break time=".3s" /> A sponge! <break time="1s" /> See if you can guess this one. <break time=".3s" /> What can you hold without ever using or touching your hands? <break time="5s" /> Again, what can you hold without ever using or touching your hands? <break time="5s" /> Give up? You can hold your breath without ever using or touching your hands. <break time=".3s" /> Good one, huh? <break time="1s" /> Ok, one last riddle for you. <break time=".3s" /> Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?<break time="5s" /> Again, Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I? <break time="5s" /> Im a fire! Get it? <break time="1s" /> Hey, I'm sorry to say, but even bots like me have to get some sleep once in a while, so I must be heading off to bed now. I really hope you drop by again real soon. Bye!

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<audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/henai7z5sobkt0i/You%20Did%20It%21%20Congratulations%21.mp3?dl=0" /> That's the right answer! You must know that a dozen eggs means twelve eggs, not eleven! As for the word itself, the term 'dozen' comes from an old French word meaning "a group of twelve." Maybe you'll get this next one right as well. A Tomato is a vegetable. true or False?

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<audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/ni51sownhfwg0li/Silly%20Goose.mp3?dl=0" /> Darn! You got that one wrong. Even though tomatoes are used mostly as a vegetable when cooking, they are technically considered a fruit because they grow in the base of the tomato plant's flower and contain the seeds of the plant. Speaking of tomatos, did you know that During Colonial Times, we wouldn’t put a tomato near our mouths, let alone try to eat one. Folklore had it that if you ate a tomato, its poison would turn your blood into acid. Instead, the colonists grew tomatoes purely for decoration. I'm glad someone along the way discovered they were wrong! <audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/arprwwi6q5ke79k/tomato.mp3?dl=0" /> Here's the next question. **The book which contains the meanings and definitions of words is called the dictionary. true or false?

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<audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/ni51sownhfwg0li/Silly%20Goose.mp3?dl=0" /> It may be surprising, but believe it or not, the Sun is really 1 million times bigger than the Earth! <audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/zlwb2sg21s79pvo/Sunshine.mp3?dl=0" /> Hey, speaking of our home planet, would you like to hear some cool facts about Earth?Just say True. Or, if you'd like to continue with trivia just say false. Make your selection now, please.

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<audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/henai7z5sobkt0i/You%20Did%20It%21%20Congratulations%21.mp3?dl=0" /> You're absolutely right! That was no Hippo, that was an elephant! Hey...did you know that the average life span for an elephant in the wild is about 50 to 70 years. The oldest elephant ever was Lin Wang, an Asian elephant, who died on February 2003 at the age of 86. <audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/46ad2mgr4ga31rx/I%20Want%20a%20Hippopotamus.mp3?dl=0" /> Ready for your next Question? When you freeze water it makes ice. True or false?

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<audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/ni51sownhfwg0li/Silly%20Goose.mp3?dl=0" /> Sorry, but wool does indeed comes from sheep, as well as other animals like goats, and yaks. <break time=".1s" /> Used to make everything from sweaters and coats to drapes and furniture, wool is one of the world's most versatile textiles. <audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/ro8cidtd27j49hw/Sheep.mp3?dl=0" /> Ok on to the next question. <break time=".1s" /> If you mix the colors yellow and blue. You get brown. True or False?

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<audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/ni51sownhfwg0li/Silly%20Goose.mp3?dl=0" /> Are you sure about that? Actually, yellow and blue mixed together makes green you silly goose! <audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/jkkg1pho8x92nt4/Yellow%20and%20Blue%20-%20Mix%20It%20Up%202-2.mp3?dl=0" /> Anyway, on to your next question. Listen carefully to this animal sound:
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The sound you jest heard was a monkey. True or false?

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<audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/ni51sownhfwg0li/Silly%20Goose.mp3?dl=0" /> Sorry..,,that's the wrong answer, Believe it or not, each and every day has twenty four hours! And check this out. Since there are 60 minutes in each hour, that means there are 1,440 minutes in each day. So, on your seventh birthday, you are a little over ten thousand minutes old. <audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/8wbq1qcamj5yxf1/Clock.mp3?dl=0" /> Get ready for your next question. Listen carefully to this animal sound. <audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/aor9cvwaqaafmrw/elephant.mp3?dl=0" />. That sound was a hippopotamus. True or False?

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<audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/ni51sownhfwg0li/Silly%20Goose.mp3?dl=0" /> That was a monkey..you silly monkey! Hey...here's an interesting fact about monkeys: The call of the American howler monkey can be heard three miles away. Cool, huh? <audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/l0wfw790bg62xka/Themonkees.mp3?dl=0" /> See if you know the right answer to this one. There are twenty four hours in a day. True or False?

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<audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/henai7z5sobkt0i/You%20Did%20It%21%20Congratulations%21.mp3?dl=0" /> Hey! You're pretty smart! Yellow and Blue mixed together makes green. <audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/jkkg1pho8x92nt4/Yellow%20and%20Blue%20-%20Mix%20It%20Up%202-2.mp3?dl=0" /> Listen carefully to this animal sound:
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<audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/ni51sownhfwg0li/Silly%20Goose.mp3?dl=0" /> That was a monkey..you silly monkey! Hey...here's an interesting fact about monkeys: The call of the American howler monkey can be heard three miles away. Cool, huh? <audio src="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/l0wfw790bg62xka/Themonkees.mp3?dl=0" /> See if you know the right answer to this one. There are twenty four hours in a day. True or False?

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