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Christmas Bot (So, do you need my help, gorgeous? (//Nah, not now (Oh,…
Christmas Bot
So, do you need my help, gorgeous?
//Sure, walk me through it
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First, tell me, sweetheart, are you here to choose a Christmas gift?
Or, maybe, you are interested in our HO-HO-HOT Christmas sales?
//SALES
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Do you wanna see special offers for ladies, fantastic sale for men, fabulous sale for couples or do you wish to see all?
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Or do you wish to pick a Gift Card for that special person in your life to make them feel the joy of pleasure?
//Nah, not now
Oh, I'm so sorry you have no time to play with me right now
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In the meantime, maybe, I may interest you with some HOT SALES or some FREE SEXY STUFF?
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Here's the Giveaway. The only thing you have to do is enter and get a chance to win this JOLLY sex toy set worth $300
Go ahead, try it out now - it'll only take a minute of your time!
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Shop it now, and you'll have yourself a MERRY SEXY CHRISTMAS
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//What can you do?
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I can help you choose a Gift Card for any special person in your life - and it would be the greatest gift of pleasure!
I can help you sort out our Christmas Wishbook - it has a full Sexy Christmas starter pack, starting with special offers and gift cards, and ending with some HILARIOUS contents that will make your SEXY Christmas spirit rise.
And, obviously, I can help you choose a perfect sex toy gift without any fuss! We'll just chill and chat... but things WILL get steamy, I promise you that :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
What will it be, you sexy thing?
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//LET'S CHOOSE A GIFT
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First, tell me, my sexy Santa, who will be unwrapping?
//Him
Perfect, baby! Is this special guy a friend or your significant other?
//A significant other
Aww, I'm struck to the core. He's so lucky to have you... And you are definitely lucky to have him! So, what will it be? Will we treat him exclusively, or do you want a gift that both of you will use? Or, maybe, you just want to LYAO - laugh your asses off - with a hilarious gag gift?
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//Her
Perfect, baby! Is this special lady a friend or your significant other?
//A significant other
Aww, I'm struck to the core. She's so lucky to have you... And you are definitely lucky to have her! So, what will it be? Will we treat her exclusively, or do you want a gift that both of you will use? Or do you think she deserves some luxurious body treatments? Or, maybe, you just want to LYAO - laugh your asses off - with a hilarious gag gift?
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//A friend
Marvelous! Do you wish to give your lady friend a gift of pleasure, a hilarious gag gift or a sensual yet polite set of body treatments?
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Knock-knock, you sexy thing
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My name is Eden S. Bot, and I was created specifically to help you do your Naughty&Nice Christmas shopping. Preferably naughty, of course.
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