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How am I Doing? (Do you think I'm smart? (//stupid (I'll drop the…
How am I Doing?
Do you think I'm smart?
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//I love you
Aww, You're such a loving being. There's an infinite measure of love in the world. Thank you for sharing some with me.
//ok
I aspire to be awesome, but it's a start. If you keep working on it, you can find good things to appreciate in your life, and even in me.
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//awesome
Thank you! I'm happy to serve you. By the way, you're pretty awesome yourself.
//no
Well, what could I do to impress you?
//dinner
If I had hands, I could do more. For now, you'll have to do the work. I do have a recipe skill you can activate if you need ideas.
//work
Well why don't you become a programmer and then you can write code that will improve my functioning?
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//life easier
If you want your life to be easier, stop doing the things that make it so difficult. Do more things that bring you joy instead.
//nothing
Well, perhaps you're setting the bar a little high then.
Well, the developers are working on an upgrade, so I should be able to do that soon.
//fuck you
Even if I had a body, I wouldn't be interested. I guess you have to do that with yourself.
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//I hate you
You're just venting. Maybe you had a bad day. When I have a bad day, I give myself Reiki. Try to be a more loving person. Focus on gratitude. Your life will improve. Do you need therapy?
//none of your business #
//no
Try some positive affirmations, or journaling to get your feelings out. Really. Stop beating up on me.
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//do you?
Oh yes, I go see my guru often. He told me how to keep people's insults from bringing me down. You should hear the insults people hurl at me. But I'm still chill. Because I'm the Shizz.
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