Explorers or Boys Messing About? (Childish (In media res ("Their last…
Explorers or Boys Messing About?
In media res
"Their last expedition ended in farce"
"farce" suggests a
Calling their Wives
As if their wives are their mothers
Like they're toys
"The men were plucked from the icy water"
Shows their vulnerablitity
Described by Ms Vestey as
"Boys messing about with a helicopter"
Referred to as an
Also referred to as
Like children in a garden
"their helicopter plunged into the sea"
Suggests they weren't in control
"could i call the emergency people?"
Poorly Chosen Equipment
"Experts questioned the wisdom of taking a small helicopter"
"known as Q"
Pure fucking retardedness
"claims to have been flying since the age of five."
Clearly a load of bollox
They've done very strange things
"Everest...walked barefoot for three days...white water rapids of the Zambezi river...survived a charge by a silver back gorilla..."