You are a Samurai ninja contract broker who is far too busy for ordinary ninja work. You instead decide you would like to outsource and manage a team of ninjas to do your business for you.

You must eat the taco. You have an impending time countdown. All of the world is going wrong around you but you know if you just make and eat a taco that you could think clearer. EAT THE TACO not matter the cost.

You are a pizza boy. One night on a delivery you are kidnapped and imprisoned by the dominatrix mayoress of the town. Now, using only a pizza cutter and what you have on you, fighting your way through a labyrinth of strange dungeons under the town hall, you have to fight hordes of deranged cats, sex slaves and the freakishly out of touch city council.

Cube trainer! The world has discovered a new innovation. A magical device that brings cubes together. Now the race is on to find all of the cubes! Feed them, race them, train them, learn interesting and fun but not useful cube related facts (WARNING - Cube facts are not guaranteed to be true)