ep 1 "lawn rape" opens with them finding a fucked up lawn "wow look at this one, it's really fucked up, look at those goddamn shrubs." -marcos:"oh my god." - "alright u guys jump on those shrubs, i'm going to win over this customer." -peter interview:"business has been tough in the winter, it's like nobody gives a shit about their lawn in the winter, so we're going door to door hoping to find some business." peter talking to the customer and he keeps saying "lawn rape" in front of the customer.. and she closes her sons ear "excuse me could you top saying that?" -"look mam, i'm sorry if the word rape offends you, i'm not sure why, maybe got raped, or your son got raped, or maybe you raped your son or vice versa.. i don't mean to offend you, but i'm an honest person, call it like i see it, if i notice your lawn looks like ass shit, and it looks like it got fucked in the ass forcibly, then then i'm gonna say it. " - peter interview: "look i get it, rape isn't the peoples favorite word, but lawn rape is a serious epidemic in this city, people hire this amateur lawn crews that don't know shit, and they just get paid to bullshit on a lawn with their dicks out and fuck the lawns up completely ", her son responds "what's rape ma?" she fires peter on the spot, and peter goes back to the guys and packs up, blaming them on the reason they lost the customer, "ruben you're punishment will be 80 bucks deducted from your next. check.. and marcos, you're on probation." - peter:"it's hard working with your brothers sometimes, sometimes you have to be the boss." [whole episode about peter abusing his power, and ruben and marcos have to stop him somehow in the end..] [ OR episode is about an opposing lawn crew that they hate, after credits, open with them at a gas station and peter flicking of superior llc "fuck you superior! you bunch of lawn rapists! " so then show peters abuse to his bros, ruben and marcos interviews about peters awful ways "peters the oldest, so we just listen to him, or our mom will get on our asses for not helping him..lately he let the power get to his head." show a scene of peter doing evil controlling shit... ruben and marcos go up to the opposing crew, peter acts like he doesn't need them, then realizes he has no clue how to mow a lawn ..so he begs for them back, and promises to treat them better, with better pay. ] ] ]after credits, show peters selfish money driven ways, marcos abuse with windex, doing his tutorial blog videos and product reviews, show them using the product on their next lawn and it's a horrible product, or peter fucks it up.ruben and marcos slip furry porn in peters iPhone and sends it to their mom."no please ma don't turn off my cell phone line.. please mommy" - "you shouldn't have a cell phone if you are watching this trash ! this is the devil, you'e going to church with me next sunday mijo!" - [scene of peter getting the lawn rapists arrested? "][point of the first episodee has to be to creat ea realistic really nice family and show peter and the crew slowly doing worse and worse more rude shit to them in different ways]
’changing current idea of the whole service plans so that instead it’s about marcos unable to use the new blower? idk.. i wanta to make it tighter - "peter just came out of alcohol anonymous, for his community service he has to mow lawns, idk if he knows he can't charge them.." [cut scene of peter running around naked]
digging deep into this extreme character that talks shit about everything..the depths of my hatred::: "everybody just wants to be normal.. what kind of sick fucking disgusting world is this , where we want to be like every other LLC? fuck that!" - "my only problem is listening to people, i hate listening to people, i just don't like people, idk y , i don't like them i don't like listening to them, i always just want them to shut the fuck up and listen to me, the lawn expert, i'm sure i fucking know what i'm talking about!" - the comedy is in the small stupid quirks that we have that i focus entire interview scenes on-
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OPENS WITH “I’m not god mr.simmons, I’m looking at my schedule here [staring at calendar], we’ve got another customer during htat time, we can’t change it, you demand we change it or you’re cancelling on our contract? You know what? You can go grab your own mower and hire your own team, then go kill yourself..” - peer; "you're lucky i dropped out of college.. or i'd sue you're ass!"