Neither is the sidewalk, the escalator, the elevator, the entrance to the airport shuttle, the airport moving walkway, the "walk" side of the airport moving walkway, any restaurant/bar/coffee kiosk in the airport, anywhere in the goddamn airport, the parking lot, the movie theater, a concert, a carnival, any outdoor event, any indoor event, the beach, the pier, the theme park, any paved trail, any unpaved trail, and, in general, any other place in which other people exist and may potentially need to get by as you complete your transition into the anthropomorphic embodiment of the word "lollygag."
